they / them
welcome to my carrd, either you’ve read this section first or last, either way if you’re reading this you’ve come from my instagram account, @00braincells! if you come from anywhere else.. i don’t know how you got here, and please stay away. if you’re reading this before the index please know that you don’t have to waste your time, here’s a brief summary: i’m very annoying, don’t follow me if you’re an asshole, doubles are ok by me, i love my friends, alisha is amazing and lastly if you wanna be friends just request and hit me up i would love to meet new people.
if you have read everything before this... sorry you’ve wasted your time. let’s be friends!
one : introduction
hello!! my name is julie (you get to make only one juul and “hey julie!” joke) and you’re reading my carrd — if you know me by avery, you may call me that too! just letting you know now, there’s no password to this account or anything. i’m more or less going to accept any requests, as long as you’ve read page three and i see we share mutuals! (and if you look like you won’t wanna have my head on a platter or anything)
probably gonna add more to this one later but like whatever we’ll see
two : about me
sixteen | scorpio (1511) | female (they/them) | bisexual | intj | type 8w7 | slytherin | neutral evil
❝ julie is someone who never fails to make anyone smile. they are always upbeat and positive and when theyre not they always want to try their best to make it seem that way. they are incredibly funny and know how to make people laugh and im so glad for having them in my life ❞
so i’m what the kids call a boomer but that doesn’t bother me cause my ego is so gigantic that if you try to destroy it, it inflates back up within an hour.
i can be pretty assertive and come off too strong sometimes, especially if i’m in a good mood, but please know that my intentions aren’t ill!! i’m just very stupid i really have zero braincells.. just let me know if i’m overwhelming or come off as extremely obnoxious! (or just being a headache)
other than that, i’m friendly for the most part! if i’m beginning to act rude & mean it probably means i’m actually comfortable with you and can tease you about things, you know like any other normal person.. like i mentioned above, let me know if i say something hurtful! sometimes i’m just not great
i can be very insensitive and not consider other people’s feelings or the consequences of my actions on other people and act on impulse. my temper is very short and i can become vicious and when in a bad mood i snap at people easily and act cold. i normally tend to close myself off when i’m upset, so you don’t have to worry about me being an asshole!
i don’t have a lot to say about myself.. i’m just really annoying but i’m generally an okay person, you’re going to have to take my word (and cati’s) for it, deep down i am just a clown. (i love myself even with my clownery)
i really like nejire hadō and money. those are my true loves, and they are the one and only thing that you can bribe me with
(i might also add to this too??? oh well)
three : disclaimers
— do not bring up anything about environmental or economic issues around me i will start talking and never shut up
— sometimes i can be insensitive. please give me a good mouthful if i ever step out of line!
— i am very ‘affectionate’ towards everyone. yes, even people who are not attracted to females / in relationships (if it makes you uncomfortable please let me know!)
— i’m rather uneducated when it comes to a lot of things. if i say something that is false, please do correct me! i’d like to learn.
— i openly express my woes and problems in my posts. they’re not as often, do just ignore them!
— i don’t have any triggers don’t worry!
ask to follow me if :
— you know me from quotev
— you are extremely religious
— you always get involved in drama
— you are against kinning
— you strongly hate any of my interests
— you are a caregiver / little (i understand that this is not always taken into a sexual environment and that it can be safe and helpful, but it does make me uncomfortable)
do not follow me if :
— you know me irl
— you are discriminatory towards other people (racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.)
— you are a map
— you dislike my kins...
— you are into ddlg/mdlb
— you have anything against my friends
— you are part of ‘cringe/cancel’ culture
— you have ‘yellow fever’ or anything that fetishises a group of people
four : kin list & ccs
you are okay to follow if you kin any of them! doubles are welcomed. the more of us, the better.
disclaimer : i only kin for fun. i don’t actually kin any of these characters seriously, and all of them are assigned unless stated otherwise
— arashi narukami (ensemble stars)
— flávio vargas (hetalia)
— ivy (hooky)
— jumin han (mystic messenger)
— light yagami (death note)
— kaoru seta (bang dream!)
— ranma saotome (ranma ½)
— rei hino (sailor moon)
— seijūrō akashi (kuroko no basuke)
— tamaki suoh (ouran high school host club)
— testurō kuroo (haikyū!!)
— tōru oikawa (haikyū!!)
— yū kashima (gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun)
comfort characters :
— garnet (steven universe)
— jake peralta (brooklyn nine nine)
— jonathan joestar (jojo’s bizarre adventures)
— josuke higashikata (jojo’s bizarre adventures)
— jyushimatsu matsuno (osomatsu-san)
— kagami tsurugi (miraculous ladybug)
— mirio tōgata (boku no hero academia)
— mulan (disney)
— nejire hadō (boku no hero academia)
— prince zuko (avatar: the last airbender)
— sabito (kimestu no yaiba)
— shigeo kageyama (mob psycho 100)
— shinobu kochō (kimetsu no yaiba)
— tamaki amajiki (boku no hero academia)
five : fandoms
anime & manga have been excluded from this.. there’s too many to list (feel free to ask!)
disclaimer : i’ve just started getting into / abandoned some of these fandoms please be patient if i’m dumb
— adventure time
— brooklyn nine nine
— chilling adventures of sabrina
— good omens
— gravity falls
— miraculous ladybug
— steven universe
— stranger things
— the office
— the umbrella academy
— harry potter
— percy jackson
— the hunger games
— the maze runner
— doki doki literature club
— five nights at freddy’s
— love live school idol project!
— mystic messenger
— disney & pixar
— marvel cinematic universe
six : friends
alex : this dude is the biggest asshole you’ll ever meet but trust me he’s all bark no bite, alex singlehandedly carries the word ‘cute’ and takes it to the next level, i love him so much, not to mention he’s got the funniest memes and sends you.. interesting tiktoks.. anyway i just love my baby right here, i really couldn’t ask for a better friend (fucking weird ass fucker), he’s the best!!!
alisha : my yang. my sun. my soulmate. my best friend. she is so wonderful, in every single way. even when she’s carrying so much on her shoulders, she manages to still bring a smile to everyone’s faces. we have been through almost everything together and we’ve made it out alive. there is nobody else in the world who could ever replace her, i really won the best friend lottery this time round.
cati : an adorable princess... an angel.... so sweet, so loveable, i love her so much!! she’s the most unproblematic and bubbly person around, she’d never hurt anyone (except me). we’re great buddies and i hold onto a lot of memories i have with her! she’s a charming lady who people easily draw towards. she can make you forget about your problems without even trying.
chandler : he is such a pure baby with a mind that expands towards the horizon (his third eye is open), not only is he such an inspirational role model to everyone around him but he is also an incredible person! i am always excited when i get messages from him, the effect never wears off. he’s hilarious and scarily talented! you’ll regret crossing paths with him when he’s famous.
max : whether you’re looking to cause trouble or just lay back and relax, max is there for the entire journey. he’s a chill guy and shows his love by calling people dipshits and beating you up, (scary guy) he can and will destroy your house and kick you to antarctica. voted most likely to take over the world! even with all that, he’s funny as hell and amazing to be around i love him sm
sana : last, but most certainly least, there’s sana! i love this guy so much even though he keeps rejecting my advances and doesn’t care the slightest bit about me. he’s very stoic, pretty mysterious and closed off but is loyal and gentle, one who tried to understand me and listens to me well. i am in love with him so sana if you’re reading this, if you could quit rejecting me that’d be nice